Funny Flat Bottles

“Share a laugh and a glass of wine over my original funny flat bottles designs!”

Middle Sister, Little Sister, & Big Sister Serving Sets

middle sister set

Price: $35.00

Show your middle sister you know how it feels. Set includes a curved, wide platter with label, a clear cracker dish, and a coordinated cheese knife.

Also available in Little Sister and Big Sister varieties.


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Bitch

bitch

Price: $25.00

Available in these varieties:

  • Curved platter (w/coordinated cheese knife)
  • Flat platter (w/cheese knife)
  • 2-piece Serving Set (w/cheese knife)
  • Decorative Dark Bottle (w/ hanging hardware)

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It's 5 AM Somewhere!

5 am somewhere

Price: $25.00

Available in these varieties:

  • Curved platter (w/coordinated cheese knife)
  • Flat platter (w/cheese knife)

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I Like It Dirty

like it dirty

Price: $25.00

Available in these varieties:

  • Curved platter (w/coordinated cheese knife)
  • Flat platter (w/cheese knife)

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Big Pecker

big pecker

Price: $25.00

Available in these varieties:

  • Curved platter (w/coordinated cheese knife)
  • Flat platter (w/cheese knife)
  • 2-piece Serving Set (w/cheese knife)
  • Decorative Dark Bottle (w/ hanging hardware)

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Well Hung

well hung

Price: $25.00

Available in these varieties:

  • Curved platter (w/coordinated cheese knife)
  • Flat platter (w/cheese knife)
  • 2-piece Serving Set (w/cheese knife)
  • Decorative Dark Bottle (w/ hanging hardware)

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Middle Sister, Little Sister, & Big Sister Serving Platters

middle sister

Price: $25.00

Flat platter (w/coordinated cheese knife)

Also available in Little Sister and Big Sister varieties.


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Mommy's Time Out Serving Set

mommies time out set

Price: $35.00

What Mom doesn't deserve her own time out? Includes curved, wide platter with label, a clear cracker dish, and a coordinated cheese knife.


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